It says Sex Panther is made with bits of real panther. Real panther?!?! This has to be good stuff. It also guarantees the most desirable results once you use it. They are so confident that if you don’t get lucky wearing Sex Panther, the only explanation is that you must be butt ugly. Actually, their precise words are, “… if you don’t get lucky wearing Sex Panther we can only assume you’ve got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.”
SO, will you try Sex Panther?
- Attention, Macy’s Fans! The secret is out this Memorial Day weekend
- How am I going to expect the next installment of the Twilight movie?
- This is why Yahoo sucks
- The Tracktor alerted me that the price had dropped to $1.99 – a whopping 80% off
- Coffee wakes me up in the morning, and puts me to sleep at night.
- The official U.S. Map of 2013
- Utterly disgusting
- you know, some people you work with can crack walnuts with their asses
- There is no drug in Hollywood
- Macy’s Fans, 25% off in store or online until April 29, 2013