Sex Panther cologne

It says Sex Panther is made with bits of real panther.  Real panther?!?!  This has to be good stuff.  It also guarantees the most desirable results once you use it.  They are so confident that if you don’t get lucky wearing Sex Panther, the only explanation is that you must be butt ugly.  Actually, their precise words are, “… if you don’t get lucky wearing Sex Panther we can only assume you’ve got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.”

SO, will you try Sex Panther?



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3 Comments so far

  1. Patrick on July 29, 2009 7:46 am

    They had me at “sex”!

  2. staciesmadness on July 30, 2009 11:09 am

    total crap. didn’t work on me anyway.

  3. Greenman on August 2, 2009 11:10 pm

    Thank you for being my Top Dropper!

    Take care!

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