If you are afraid to gain weight, I strongly urge you not to read on because the items I am about to feature today are just too tempting and luring.

TA-DA!

These are Breadou delicious, feel good, smell good… STRESS RELIEVER.  Bummer!  They are not edible at all.  And worst of all, they all smell like REAL FRESHLY BAKED BREAD!!!  How can they possibly release my stress while they smell so good and cannot be eaten?  If I have even just one of them on my desk, I will be all wired up and cannot concentrate on work because I’m so dying to get to the closest bakery and eat a whole damn Double Dark Chocolate Molten Lava Cake. 

Theoretically, the people at Breadou said that we should use the buns or donuts as illustrated below.  Why?  I actually want to get a bunch of the bread sticks so I hit those dumb asses at work whenever they deserve a good beating.

Just saw the new TV commercials of MAC.  According to the commercials, MAC is better because there are thousands and thousands viruses out there targeting on PCs, but MAC has no such problem.  So it’s time for us PC users to switch to MAC.  I always trust TV commercials because they always tell the truth and they are NEVER WRONG.

I immediately turned to Google, which is never wrong too, to find my next best MAC.  Luckily, only having to turn to search results page 35, I found THE ONE.

But then I couldn’t decide.  Even Snow White on the cover couldn’t decide.  Is this a good APPLE?  Or a bad APPLE?

This is just creepy.  All I could think of was Michael Caine’s movie, the Hand.  It lives.  It crawls.  And suddenly, it kills.  Right.  I am so desperate that I need a creepy hand on my back when I fall asleep.

Partner Pillow was discovered on pillow partners.

OMG!!!  I just can’t stop laughing…  This is too precious.

Me:  I have never been to a sperm bank.

Laura:  Neither have I.

Me:   Do you think I can donate to the sperm bank?

Laura:  You should.  You are adorable.

Me:  Thanks.

Laura:  And balding and short.

Me:   You are too kind.  Variety is the spice of life.

Laura:  True.  True.

Me:  What do you call the person who puts the sperm in the female body?

Laura:  Artificial inseminator.

Me:  Wow.  You are brilliant.  That’s not what came to me first.  I thought it was called a sperm pusher.

Laura:  Hahahahaha…

Inspired by the Golden Girls and Knock Yourself up