If you are afraid to gain weight, I strongly urge you not to read on because the items I am about to feature today are just too tempting and luring. TA-DA! These are Breadou delicious, feel good, smell good… STRESS RELIEVER. Bummer! They are not edible at all. And worst of all, they all smell [...]
Aug
31
Anger Management Therapy
Category: I want | 2 Comments
Aug
27
MAC?
Category: How Rude | 5 Comments
Just saw the new TV commercials of MAC. According to the commercials, MAC is better because there are thousands and thousands viruses out there targeting on PCs, but MAC has no such problem. So it’s time for us PC users to switch to MAC. I always trust TV commercials because they always tell the truth [...]
Aug
23
The Creepy Pillow
Category: How Rude | 5 Comments
This is just creepy. All I could think of was Michael Caine’s movie, the Hand. It lives. It crawls. And suddenly, it kills. Right. I am so desperate that I need a creepy hand on my back when I fall asleep. Partner Pillow was discovered on pillow partners.
Aug
19
Perfect Spray Tanning
Category: How Rude | Leave a Comment
OMG!!! I just can’t stop laughing… This is too precious.
Aug
12
Sperm Bank – Knock Yourself up
Category: Story | 3 Comments
Me: I have never been to a sperm bank. Laura: Neither have I. Me: Do you think I can donate to the sperm bank? Laura: You should. You are adorable. Me: Thanks. Laura: And balding and short. Me: You are too kind. Variety is the spice of life. Laura: True. True. Me: What [...]