If you are afraid to gain weight, I strongly urge you not to read on because the items I am about to feature today are just too tempting and luring. TA-DA! These are Breadou delicious, feel good, smell good… STRESS RELIEVER.  Bummer!  They are not edible at all.  And worst of all, they all smell [...]

MAC?

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Just saw the new TV commercials of MAC.  According to the commercials, MAC is better because there are thousands and thousands viruses out there targeting on PCs, but MAC has no such problem.  So it’s time for us PC users to switch to MAC.  I always trust TV commercials because they always tell the truth [...]

This is just creepy.  All I could think of was Michael Caine’s movie, the Hand.  It lives.  It crawls.  And suddenly, it kills.  Right.  I am so desperate that I need a creepy hand on my back when I fall asleep. Partner Pillow was discovered on pillow partners.

OMG!!!  I just can’t stop laughing…  This is too precious.

Me:  I have never been to a sperm bank. Laura:  Neither have I. Me:   Do you think I can donate to the sperm bank? Laura:  You should.  You are adorable. Me:  Thanks. Laura:  And balding and short. Me:   You are too kind.  Variety is the spice of life. Laura:  True.  True. Me:  What [...]

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