Me: I have never been to a sperm bank.
Laura: Neither have I.
Me: Do you think I can donate to the sperm bank?
Laura: You should. You are adorable.
Me: Thanks.
Laura: And balding and short.
Me: You are too kind. Variety is the spice of life.
Laura: True. True.
Me: What do you call the person who puts the sperm in the female body?
Laura: Artificial inseminator.
Me: Wow. You are brilliant. That’s not what came to me first. I thought it was called a sperm pusher.
Laura: Hahahahaha…
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sperm pimp…
Hahahahaha… Staciesmadness, THAT is ingenious!!!
I learned a new word …haha… inseminator…
Thanks!