If you are afraid to gain weight, I strongly urge you not to read on because the items I am about to feature today are just too tempting and luring.
TA-DA!
These are Breadou delicious, feel good, smell good… STRESS RELIEVER. Bummer! They are not edible at all. And worst of all, they all smell like REAL FRESHLY BAKED BREAD!!! How can they possibly release my stress while they smell so good and cannot be eaten? If I have even just one of them on my desk, I will be all wired up and cannot concentrate on work because I’m so dying to get to the closest bakery and eat a whole damn Double Dark Chocolate Molten Lava Cake.
Theoretically, the people at Breadou said that we should use the buns or donuts as illustrated below. Why? I actually want to get a bunch of the bread sticks so I hit those dumb asses at work whenever they deserve a good beating.
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Ooh…how I love food!!!!!!!!!!!
no kidding this is just wrong…
It wouldn’t relieve any stress it’d only make me more stressed to not be able to eat it.