Now you know what to give to those who love to kiss asses at work. Unless you really want to make a statement and give them a piece of your mind, I think the traditional virtue of anonymous charity is the best way to go. Simply leave a box of the gum on the ass kisser’s desk should do the trick. If you’d like to go above and beyond, a card that says, “Keep up the good work,” will be a nice touch.
Ass Kisser gum is available on BlueQ.
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Shouldn’t it be flavored with anise?
Hahahaha… Certainly, Dr. Faustroll. Cinnamon doesn’t really go with butt, does it?