Now you know what to give to those who love to kiss asses at work.  Unless you really want to make a statement and give them a piece of your mind, I think the traditional virtue of anonymous charity is the best way to go.  Simply leave a box of the gum on the ass kisser’s desk should do the trick.  If you’d like to go above and beyond,  a card that says, “Keep up the good work,” will be a nice touch.

Ass Kisser gum is available on BlueQ.