Lesson 1: Keep your dick in your pants at all times when you cook.
Bonus Course: Wash your hands with soap after you touch your dick. Then you cook. So your chicken dishes don’t smell like seafood.
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lmfao.
Hi Staciemadness, I am glad you enjoyed it.
Holy shit that is funny! Were there any surprises in the food?