This makes it a Mother’s Day present out of the question.   We simply can’t have our dear mommies walking around the streets with this pin,  and stop everyone she knows and tell them triumphantly, “My dear son / daughter gave me this cute little pin on Mother’s Day.”

We, however, can probably wear it and parade our secret little wishes right out in the open.  Of course, we must be careful enough not to let our mommies and daddies see it; otherwise, they will probably spend the rest of their lives repenting inside the little box in their church for us every week.

Will fuck for shoes


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  1. Chinaren on September 20, 2009 8:14 pm

    Nice one! lol

  2. Erik Kuykendall on September 22, 2009 5:25 am

    Rude, but hilarious!

  3. staciesmadness on September 22, 2009 1:01 pm

    rude????
    honest.

  4. VetTech on September 23, 2009 7:20 am

    Talk about quietly making noise :-)

  5. Carl on September 23, 2009 10:03 am

    Honest, indeed. I am desperately in need of a pair of fabulous walking shoes.

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