There has to be some kind of toast crisis out there somewhere that people are unable to get their toast done right by the regular toasters, or like the one we have in our kitchen, a Hello Kitty toaster, which burns seductive Hello Kitty’s face onto our toast.

So this USB toaster will be connected to your computer or laptop, and its software will help make the perfect toast every time.  I guess someone who is addicted to computer and toast at the same time will absolutely fall in love with this invention.

Or maybe those who fall in love with this invention should go to the CTAA meetings - Computer Toast Addict Anonymous.

“Hi, my name is Sven.  I am a toast addict.  I make my toast at my computer.”