I think I found the perfect gift for my uncle this Christmas, but I probably will piss my aunt off if I do give her husband this huge beer glass for Christmas.  You see, every time my uncle drinks too much, he says something stupid which irritates the hell out of my aunt.  Then my aunt has to throw herself on the floor kicking, screaming, and yelling.  10 - 15 minutes later, her husband all of a sudden realizes that he has made a big mistake.  Then he’ll apologize for hours to beg for forgiveness.  Hmm…  That sounds kind of like DAYS OF OUR LIVES.  I will give him this giant beer glass.