We were watching one episode from the Golden Girls in which Dorothy’s son wanted to move in with her because his wife, Lorraine, kicked him out.

Matt:  Didn’t he (Dorothy’s son) just get married?

Me:  Yes.

Matt:  What’s the wife’s name?

Me:  Lorraine…  Hmm… Isn’t it some kind of vegetables?

Matt:  That’s ROMAINE!  You twit.