Here we go again…

Boxing legend Mike Tyson allegedly hit a photographer at Los Angeles International Airport and was booked and released on $20,000 bail on suspicion of misdemeanor battery Wednesday, police said.  Blah blah blah…

So this time he was being very kind.  He didn’t bit off the paparazzi’s ear.  The paparazzi should actually thank Tyson for that.

Here’s the juicy part of the story:

Tyson was convicted of rape in Indiana in 1992 and served three years in prison. He was disqualified from a 1997 heavyweight title fight when he bit off part of Evander Holyfield’s right ear, and in 1999 he pleaded no contest to misdemeanor assault charges in Maryland. The pair recently reconciled on “Oprah.”

In 2003, Tyson filed for Chapter 11 protection in U.S. Bankruptcy Court. He served 24 hours in an Arizona jail in 2007 after pleading guilty to cocaine possession and driving under the influence.

Is there anything awful he has not done yet?  So this guy is STILL a “celebrity” as long as he keeps breaking the law.  Sort of like Paris Hilton is famous by being stupid.  Now I am very upset.  I regretted spending 4 years in college in getting that stupid degree.  What I should have done was put myself in a balloon and fly away.  Then, I could have called 911 from my balloon and screamed for help.

So what is the next bad thing Tyson will do?  Well, someone already did it for him.