Tracy’s tips on how to land a man:
- Push up Bra. Push those puppies up because you want to “disgrak” your man.
- Dye your hair with Kool Aid. It’s less severe.
- Take Yoga and palate classes. They will make you more white and educated.
- Make sure you always have a lip balm with you. You want to keep your lips moist.
- Do not say WHATEVER or WHAT-EVAH. It’s WHAT-ERROR.
- If your hair is dirty and itchy, don’t scratch. You will mess your hair up. It’s OK if it’s dirty. Kool Aid will cover it up.
Follow these tips and you will get a man in no time.
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What the hell!!!!!
Peter must be deaf & blind!!!