Hey! I was bored, okay? I had to try something new. Everything on TV tonight was worthless. Here you pay $70 a month for Direct TV and they put garbage on.
Well, Project Runway wasn’t too bad last night. Ping (Pong) sent her model down the runway with her cheeks showing. Thanks to the camera crew. They zoomed in on her now-your-see-it-now-you-don’t bare ass. Just that 5 seconds alone, it’s worth 10 times more than the nominal monthly subscription fees. Thank you, Direct TV. Thank you, Ping.
In fact, What Are These Strawberries Doing On My Nipples? I Need Them For The Fruit Salad, is a book. Amazon wants $250 for it. Now, I am really dying to know what’s in it.
@ Amazon
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I felt sorry for Ping, she seems so earnest, and then she started crying! And she thought the dress was for a potato festival? Poor thing.