The Naked Man Tea Bag: “Ahhhhh… Mmm… My feet feel so good in this. What is this again?”
Tea Drinker: “Raspberry, peppermint and a hint of ginseng concussion.”
The Naked Man Tea Bag: “You can put me in this any time. It does wonders to my toes. They are all tingling.”
Tea Drinker: “Certainly. I was told it was good for my health and whitened my teeth. The hotter, the better.”
The Naked Man Tea Bag: “I can’t agree with you more. But can you help me get out of this? I don’t want to get my toes all pruney.”
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