Lady Gaga:  No.  I am not a hermaphrodite.

Ping:  What?  But I am a drapery leader.  Let me drape things on you.

Lady Gaga:  No, thank you.  I like to wear tight stuff.

Ping:  But I can drape.  I am the best.  Let me drape.  I can make you pretty.

Lady Gaga:  What are you saying?  I am ugly?

Ping:  No, no, no…  I just want to drape.

Lady Gaga:   Go drape it on my assistant, Bill.

Ping:  But he is a man.

Lady Gaga:  So am I.