Me:  As a designer, I really like to play with animal furs.  I want something stunning for my cat and it truly represents who I am as a designer.

Heidi:  Where are her boobs?  She looks like my 89-year-old grandma from Berlin.  Try my newest Victoria’s Secret push-up bra and instantly adds two-cup sizes on her.  Goodbye, flat beaches!  Hello, Bombshell!!!

Michael Kors:  WTF is this?  Did you just put a wig on a rat?

Nina Garcia:  Can you turn her around so I can see what she looks like from behind?  Oh, Buddha & Jesus’ mother.  That ass is just hideous.  I have never seen any ass uglier than this.

Heidi:  Carl!  We really wondered about your taste level.  In fact, we don’t think you have any taste.  You are OUT!  Auf wiedersehen!