Me: As a designer, I really like to play with animal furs. I want something stunning for my cat and it truly represents who I am as a designer.
Heidi: Where are her boobs? She looks like my 89-year-old grandma from Berlin. Try my newest Victoria’s Secret push-up bra and instantly adds two-cup sizes on her. Goodbye, flat beaches! Hello, Bombshell!!!
Michael Kors: WTF is this? Did you just put a wig on a rat?
Nina Garcia: Can you turn her around so I can see what she looks like from behind? Oh, Buddha & Jesus’ mother. That ass is just hideous. I have never seen any ass uglier than this.
Heidi: Carl! We really wondered about your taste level. In fact, we don’t think you have any taste. You are OUT! Auf wiedersehen!
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