L: So you coming to Iceland with me next year?
Me: No.
L: How rude!
Me: Damn right, because you use tripadvisor and talk to cheapies.
L: Hahahaha…
“[rookie] Q: What is the cheapest way to get to the hotel from the airport in Iceland?”
“[Elite cheapie] A: Don’t take taxis. It’s a rip-off. Walk out of the baggage claim then throw yourself in the middle of the road. Pretend to be unconscious. Then you can get to the hospital on an ambulance for free. Once there, explain to them you are just a poor lonely tourist that they should take you back to the hotel for free too.”
Recently:
- This is why Yahoo sucks
- The Tracktor alerted me that the price had dropped to $1.99 – a whopping 80% off
- Coffee wakes me up in the morning, and puts me to sleep at night.
- The official U.S. Map of 2013
- Utterly disgusting
- you know, some people you work with can crack walnuts with their asses
- There is no drug in Hollywood
- Macy’s Fans, 25% off in store or online until April 29, 2013
- It is so wrong but it is so funny
- Trip to Peru – Day 6 – Cusco