The communists are smart.  They watch how we fight over brownies and make up their policies accordingly.  Mind you.  This is not an ordinary fight over Grand-mama’s handmade brownies.  This is an extraordinary fight over McDonald’s.

Gene Cain said he and his brother were arguing over a McDonald’s brownie when Erik punched him. Erik then ran to the kitchen, picked up three steak knives and “slashed him,” he told Sergeant Joseph Laguzzi. Gene said he “thought his brother was going to kill him,” so he retaliated by throwing a television at him, according to police. Erik then fled the scene and was later arrested on Gordon Avenue by Patrolman Jeffrey Arthur, according to the criminal complaint.

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