Alec Baldwin’s 28-year-old fiancee should totally get this.  He is 54 and rich.  A few shock treatments like this will put him in the ground and get her all the money she ever wants in no time.  Who wouldn’t get a heartache waking up to this thing in the middle of the night?  Watch out, Alec.

Allegedly, this thing is a baby head planter.  She must be Medusa when she was a baby.

 

terrifying baby with bad hair