“Lohan Sheen?”  Oh, no.  Don’t tell me it’s …  Oh, no.  Seriously?  LiLo and Charlie Sheen?

How come she always got these deals?  No jail time, LiLo.  You’ll be entertained and served like a queen at a luxurious spa rehab.  Don’t worry about checking yourself in right away.  We know bad habits die hard.  So we’ll give you a week or two to get all doped up and also make some dough with good old Charlie before you take a vacation get cured.

Did you see it?  This will be her sixth time to the rehab.  Sixth?  Here’s the link to the full story.

Well, how much worse can things get by putting these two together anyway?

Can it be worse than my neighbor’s 65-year-old grandmother’s shocking discovery about her granddaughter?

Or, can it be worse than Justin Bieber’s concert cancellation?

Or, can it be worse than finding out that your best friend slept with your wife?