Too Much Water

Pharmacist:  How may I help you?

Man #1:  E-k-s-cuse me. I need medicine. I poop too much with a lot of water.

Pharmacist:   Pardon me.   What did you do with a lot of water?

Man #1:   I shit, you know, Poo Poo.   (He also added hand gestures to demonstrate the  action.)

Pharmacist:   Did you mean you go to the bathroom too often because you drink lots of water?”

Man #1:   No, no. Too much water in my poop.  No drinking.

Pharmacist:    Oh, I see.   Follow me.

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