Rumor has it that the kit is flying off the shelf.  I know I need at least A DOZEN to use them at work…

We all harbor a bitch within, whether or not we’re willing to admit it. With the Bitch Kit, now you can let your own inner bitch roar rather than leave her to fester unexpressed then stand back and watch your fellow bitches bitch with admiration!

• Suppressing the inner bitch will be a thing of the past!
• 3 pads (60 sheets each), pen, pin, magnet, sticky note pad (50 sheets), and quote booklet (48 pages)

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I was mesmerized.

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OMG!!!  I can’t believe this thing really exists - a Mile High Kit.  We’ll never be bored again during a long flight.  No longer do we need to wait for the flight attendants to give us drinks and peanuts to keep our hands and mouths busy, nor do we need them to play the movie that we already watched 12.5 times to entertain us.  The kit is our ultimate solution.  Let us entertain ourselves.  It comes with all the goodies:  massage oil, personal lubricant, feather tickler, pleasure ring, and condoms.  What the hell is a pleasure ring?  It does not matter.  We can spend hours in the lavatory to figure it out, can’t we?  Best of all, you can buy them from the convenience of your own home.  Nobody will ever know you are naughty.  The problem is:  How are we going to fit two or even three of us and the kit in that tiny little lavatory on the plane?

Check it out @ Mile High

 Don’t like silver?  It comes in red too.

Which item will you use first?

I walked over to Starbucks to get a cup of coffee while waiting for my flight at the Cleveland airport.  Surprisingly, the newest edition of the Starbucks bears was available.  I was ecstatic and wanted to jump up and down.  I managed to control my overwhelming joy and felt embarrassed as if I was having orgasm right in front of the public. 

I picked up the boy bear.  He was cute as a button. 

“Wait a minute…  I just saw this outfit recently - A union suit…”  I thought to myself.

Indeed.  He reminded me of Matt’s Halloween costume.

And then I picked up the girl bear.  I couldn’t believe it.  She was me.  Although she was in her pink pajamas, but still looked like my geisha character on Halloween.

“Is this going to be all for you today?” asked the Starbucks lady.

“No, but let me tell you a story…”

I began to tell her about the bears and our Halloween costumes.  She giggled, occasionally shrieked with laughter, but my story didn’t win me a free latte and a marble loaf cake.

Cute as a button

Identical twins?

 Devastatingly beautiful

 We are irresistible, aren’t we?

Hello,

Carl actually got me when he and Matt were visiting Taipei last year before Christmas.  I traveled all the way back to Seattle with him and have been sitting on his desk with the rest of the bear friends ever since.