Things we do to amuse ourselves.

Callie, the dog, went out through the gate because we forgot the close it after the guy was done cleaning the roof.  I was taking a shower then when she decided to take a road trip.  When I was done, I came downstairs to feed her.  She didn’t answer.  Normally, she would be running to me in 1/2 a second because there was food involved.  So I yelled and yelled and still there was no answer.  Then I walked out to the backyard and saw that the gate was open.  My jaw dropped, hit the ground, bounced back up and smacked me in the face.  How could this have happened?  She could be anywhere by now.  So I had to run upstairs and get properly dressed.  What should I wear?  What is the proper attire to put on to look for a lost dog?  An Abercrombie XS t-shirt will do I guess.

I rushed back downstairs and heard Eileen, our most adorable neighbor, screaming on the street.  I got out of the house and saw her patting the dog on the porch.  ”OMG!!!  You are home.  Callie was out on the street.  She went to your next door neighbor’s house.  They were playing with her.  I thought they got a new dog, but then I thought the dog looked familiar.  Then it dawned on me it was Callie.  I rushed over there, picked her up, and came back here.  I was just calling Jeff for help,” she exclaimed.

Later that night, we found out that she hurt her back by picking Callie up and was in bed and could not move.  The fat dog hurt her!  Poor Eileen.  She weighs less than 1/2 of Paris Hilton.  No wonder the dog broke her back.

Poop freeze?  Supposedly, you spray this thing on doggie poop and then you can easily pick it up and throw it in a bag.  Hmm…  I use grocery bags.

This restaurant in Taipei, Taiwan, serves everything in toilets.  You eat your food while sitting on a toilet.  And even the ice cream looks like poop served in the traditional “squat” toilets.  Eeewwwww…  However, the restaurant’s website is quite cute.

What do you think?

Callie, the dog:  How come you kept putting that damn cat on your blog, but not me?

Me:  Shush!  Silly goose.  You shouldn’t speak of Her Royal Highness like that.  Besides, we are just unworthy peasants.  I’ll try to sneak you in tonight and do a story for you on my blog.

Miss Meow Meow - Her Royal Highness:  DON’T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!

Callie was barking like crazy when I was making dinner.  This was even after she got her treats twice and devoured her supper in 2.423 seconds.  So I opened the door to the garage and invited her to stay there.  I knew she would be more than happy to oblige because she thinks that being in the garage is the same as going out for a walk.  Normally, it’s true since we always take her out for a walk through the garage.  Well, I totally forgot about her so she stayed in the garage for over 2 hours QUIETLY.  That dog was so quiet that I enjoyed my dinner, started a load of laundry, read my emails, and watched a few funny videos on YouTube.

Aw, poor Callie!