Callie, the dog, went out through the gate because we forgot the close it after the guy was done cleaning the roof.  I was taking a shower then when she decided to take a road trip.  When I was done, I came downstairs to feed her.  She didn’t answer.  Normally, she would be running to me in 1/2 a second [...]

Poop freeze?  Supposedly, you spray this thing on doggie poop and then you can easily pick it up and throw it in a bag.  Hmm…  I use grocery bags. This restaurant in Taipei, Taiwan, serves everything in toilets.  You eat your food while sitting on a toilet.  And even the ice cream looks like poop [...]

Callie, the dog:  How come you kept putting that damn cat on your blog, but not me? Me:  Shush!  Silly goose.  You shouldn’t speak of Her Royal Highness like that.  Besides, we are just unworthy peasants.  I’ll try to sneak you in tonight and do a story for you on my blog. Miss Meow Meow [...]

Callie was barking like crazy when I was making dinner.  This was even after she got her treats twice and devoured her supper in 2.423 seconds.  So I opened the door to the garage and invited her to stay there.  I knew she would be more than happy to oblige because she thinks that being in the garage [...]

Our neighbor across the street had a baby a few months ago.  One day, the wife came over to our house.  Poor John opened the door… Neighbor’s wife:  Your dog always peed in my front yard.  Can you stop that?  Your dog’s pee is contaminating my child. John:  ………………………  Bad dog, Callie!!!  Bad dog!!!