Overheard many many times at home when I was a child… Me: Grandma! I just can’t see it. Where is it? Grandma: It’s right in front you. Me: Where? Where? Grandma: It’s right in front you. What’s wrong with your eyes? Shit’s covering your eyes so you can’t see? Me: AAARRRHHH!!! Oh, I see it. [...]
Apr
4
Are Carrots Good for Your Eyes?
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May
3
Friend: I bought a pink piggy bank for Alex. Me: Did the cashier give you the strange look that you were buying a pig during the pig flu pandemic? Friend: No. Alex likes to put money in the piggy banks. Me: I remembered I had a drum piggy bank when I was a child. My [...]
Sep
21
Originally appeared on wordtoyour.com
Aug
25
You Have Got to Love Grandmas
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Aug
4
I posted this video before but I could not find it anywhere on the site. I decided to look for the video on the web and repost it. For heaven’s sake, this is my one and only role model after my grandma died 20 years ago. My life would be nothing without either one of them. Get the Flash [...]