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I posted this video before but I could not find it anywhere on the site.  I decided to look for the video on the web and repost it.  For heaven’s sake, this is my one and only role model after my grandma died 20 years ago.  My life would be nothing without either one of them.

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My grandma would have been so thrilled had she known this method 70 years ago, then she didn’t have to keep sending my grandpa to sleep on the 500-year-old 4-foot long sofa where the evil springs poked him with no mercy in his various body parts inappropriately for who knows how many times.  Late at night, we could hear my grandma giggle uncontrollably […]

Did they bug my grandma’s bra?  The “after marriage dialog” was exactly how the conversation went between my grandma and grandpa when they fought.  Well, after you cut out all the ##%@&## parts. 

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