Not every watermelon is created equally.  You never go wrong with this guy’s. Thanks, Laura.

Two days in a row, Seattle hit 95 degrees.  All morgues and funeral homes are now packed full in Seattle & the great Seattle area.  So if you happened to drive through Seattle and smelled something funny, it wasn’t salmon or king crab you were smelling.  Thank you.

What happens when you send out a message that tells all your friends about your imminent dreadful root canal procedure?  After you hit the “send” button and realize that the message reads like this: “Dear Friends, Blah blah blah…  More blah blah blah… I am having a root anal next week!!!”

Why is it called peanut butter?  On a gray rainy day, I was extremely bored so I began to ponder this complicated question.  Why not peanuts butter?  Just as I was so close to give it all up, the answer came to me.  I remembered how a couple of friends of mine pronounced FACTS.  They [...]

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