This looks like a great gift for my mommy. She won’t have to wash her bed sheets every day then.
This “Cha Cha Cha! Dog Costume for Halloween” is so wrong, but it’s too funny at the same time. If you’d like to have fun at your dog’s expense, you can get it here.
Today’s big news had to be about Justin Bieber’s passing out.
The news is trending up as I have expected on Yahoo.com, but it is only taking the number 4 spot. I would have expected it to be number 1 easily. None the less, I overheard people’s conversations about this tragedy, and I also interviewed some people. Below are some of their reactions.
“Excuse me, Sir? Did you know Justin Bieber passed out?”
“Excuse me, Miss Ex-Fox-News. Did you know Bieber passed out?”
It just came to me last night when I was fastening my seat belt. How does Sean Connery pronounce “Seat Belt?”
“Shit Belt.” Hahahahaha…
I know I am very easily entertained.
For those of you that don’t have to work tomorrow because it is the Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, damn! You lucky b*****. But don’t you forget! “Smoking is not allowed on any Delta flight.” Okay?
For those of you that have to work tomorrow just like me, let’s weep together. Oh, wait. Better yet. Let’s say these words together so that we poor slave labors can feel better.
Yesterday, I blogged about Ryanair’s CEO calling his customers, idiots, simply because they did not follow the airlines strict rules and totally forgot about printing their boarding passes at home.
To top that story, a woman posted her half naked – the bottom half that is – picture on eBay. She took a picture of the pretty yellow dress she wanted to sell, but she didn’t realize her nakedness was in the mirror. On the bright side, the dress is now selling for a lot of money. She is going to Hawaii in the celebrity style, baby.
I want Ryanair’s CEO to comment on this. I am guessing he will say, “Brilliant!” Forgetting your boarding pass to board a plane is utterly idiotic, but getting naked to sell online is indubitably ingenious.
Another great creation at London’s Fashion Week for men. This one is perfect for those who live in Hawaii or Guam or anywhere in the tropics. Why? They are very used to the hot weather. So, when they visit Alaska, or Moscow, the sweater definitely comes in handy.