It just came to me last night when I was fastening my seat belt.  How does Sean Connery pronounce “Seat Belt?”

“Shit Belt.”  Hahahahaha…

I know I am very easily entertained.

Just Wednesday?  I have only one thing to say.

 

Just Wednesday?  I have only one thing to say.   WTF.

For those of you that don’t have to work tomorrow because it is the Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, damn!  You lucky b*****.  But don’t you forget!  “Smoking is not allowed on any Delta flight.”  Okay?

 

For those of you that don't have to work tomorrow because it is the Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, damn!  You lucky b*****.  But don't you forget!  "Smoking is not allowed on any Delta flight."  Okay?  For those of you that have to work tomorrow just like me, let's weep together.  Oh, wait.  Better yet.  Let's say these words together so that we poor slave labors can feel better.  (You are STRONGLY advised that you must not watch this video if you are underage, a proper & appropriate mother, a saint, or you get blushed every time when the TV bleeps out the words in the following video.)

 

For those of you that have to work tomorrow just like me, let’s weep together.  Oh, wait.  Better yet.  Let’s say these words together so that we poor slave labors can feel better.

(You are STRONGLY advised that you must not watch this video if you are underage, a proper & appropriate mother, a saint, or you get blushed every time when the TV bleeps out the words in the following video.)

 

Yesterday, I blogged about Ryanair’s CEO calling his customers, idiots, simply because they did not follow the airlines strict rules and totally forgot about printing their boarding passes at home.

To top that story, a woman posted her half naked – the bottom half  that is – picture on eBay.  She took a picture of the pretty yellow dress she wanted to sell, but she didn’t realize her nakedness was in the mirror.  On the bright side, the dress is now selling for a lot of money.  She is going to Hawaii in the celebrity style, baby.

I want Ryanair’s CEO to comment on this.  I am guessing he will say, “Brilliant!”  Forgetting your boarding pass to board a plane is utterly idiotic, but getting naked to sell online is indubitably ingenious.

You can read the whole story here.

 

Yesterday, I blogged about Ryanair's CEO calling his customers, idiots, simply because they did not follow the airlines strict rules and totally forgot about printing their boarding passes at home.  To top that story, a woman posted her half naked - the bottom half  that is - picture on eBay.  She took a picture of the pretty yellow dress she wanted to sell, but she didn't realize her nakedness was in the mirror.  On the bright side, the dress is now selling for a lot of money.  She is going to Hawaii in the celebrity style, baby.  I want Ryanair's CEO to comment on this.  I am guessing he will say, "Brilliant!"  Forgetting your boarding pass to board a plane is utterly idiotic, but getting naked to sell online is indubitably ingenious.

 

Another great creation at London's Fashion Week for men.  This one is perfect for those who live in Hawaii or Guam or anywhere in the tropics.  Why?  They are very used to the hot weather.  So, when they visit Alaska, or Moscow, the sweater definitely comes in handy.

 

Another great creation at London’s Fashion Week for men.  This one is perfect for those who live in Hawaii or Guam or anywhere in the tropics.  Why?  They are very used to the hot weather.  So, when they visit Alaska, or Moscow, the sweater definitely comes in handy.

Here’s the men’s new fashion of 2014 or sooner.  Do you have the shoulders for it?  I wondered what it would look like on a very hairy man.  “At London’s Mens Fashion Week, the Fall Winter 2013-2014 collections proved men are about to embark on a major makeover.”

 

Here's the men's new fashion of 2014 or sooner.  Do you have the shoulders for it?  I wondered what it would look like on a very hairy man.  "At London's Mens Fashion Week, the Fall Winter 2013-2014 collections proved men are about to embark on a major makeover."

 

Here’s men’s bra.

Men tights are here.

 

 

Don’t you hate people sending you their vacation pictures while you are dying an agonizing death at work?  You want to tell them, “F*ck off,” but you dont.  Instead, you say, “I am so happy for you.  Have a drink for me.”   Yeah, right.  Have a drink for me --- my ass.

 

You know, Wiki feels exactly the same way I do.  Here’s what they say:

Verb

to rub it in

  1. (idiomatic) To add insult to injury; to emphasize one’s strengths or another’s weaknesses in a manner that degrades another.
    Not to rub it in, but I’m working from home. So I took a swim this morning and have thoroughly been enjoying the beautiful weather

 

 

Apparently, He Didn't Buy The Men Tights from Gerbe

 

Otherwise, they should look like this

 

men tights should look like this

 

 

If you ask me where to buy Monica Lewinsky handbags one more time, I'll stir fry you in my wok.  Personally.

 

I’ve always wondered where Monica’s handbags went?  Big Lots?

 

Hey, don’t walk away from me.  You are ‘finished,’ but I am not even close yet...   Oh, shut up.  My last bus is coming.  If I don’t catch it, my wife will fry my balls on a butter pan

 

And having a bus schedule handy in your pocket is a nice touch too.

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