Yes. You is picking up the vacuum.
This “Cha Cha Cha! Dog Costume for Halloween” is so wrong, but it’s too funny at the same time. If you’d like to have fun at your dog’s expense, you can get it here.
Today’s big news had to be about Justin Bieber’s passing out.
The news is trending up as I have expected on Yahoo.com, but it is only taking the number 4 spot. I would have expected it to be number 1 easily. None the less, I overheard people’s conversations about this tragedy, and I also interviewed some people. Below are some of their reactions.
“Excuse me, Sir? Did you know Justin Bieber passed out?”
“Excuse me, Miss Ex-Fox-News. Did you know Bieber passed out?”
It just came to me last night when I was fastening my seat belt. How does Sean Connery pronounce “Seat Belt?”
“Shit Belt.” Hahahahaha…
I know I am very easily entertained.
For those of you that don’t have to work tomorrow because it is the Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, damn! You lucky b*****. But don’t you forget! “Smoking is not allowed on any Delta flight.” Okay?
For those of you that have to work tomorrow just like me, let’s weep together. Oh, wait. Better yet. Let’s say these words together so that we poor slave labors can feel better.