No.  Please don’t touch me.  Just send me the damn pants.  Thank you.  

He has great taste.  He’s using the same duckie ring I’ve always used since I was 5.  

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Alec Baldwin’s 28-year-old fiancee should totally get this.  He is 54 and rich.  A few shock treatments like this will put him in the ground and get her all the money she ever wants in no time.  Who wouldn’t get a heartache waking up to this thing in the middle of the night?  Watch out, [...]