Beeper? I Don’t Know About That, Honey, But I Use IPod To Make Calls, Text, And Stream Videos.

Today’s big news had to be about Justin Bieber’s passing out.

 

Today's big news had to be about Justin Bieber's passing out.  The news is trending up as I have expected on Yahoo.com, but it is only taking the number 4 spot.  I would have expected it to be the number 1 easily.  None the less, I overheard people's conversations about this tragedy, and I also interviewed some people.  Below are some of their reactions.

 

The news is trending up as I have expected on Yahoo.com, but it is only taking the number 4 spot.  I would have expected it to be number 1 easily.  None the less, I overheard people’s conversations about this tragedy, and I also interviewed some people.  Below are some of their reactions.

 

Did you know Justin Bieber passed out?  "HAHAHAHAHAHA..."

 

Did you know Justin Bieber passed out?  "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH..."

 

Did you know Justin Bieber passed out?  "So did you when you were told that you lost."

 

 

“Excuse me, Sir?  Did you know Justin Bieber passed out?”

Did you know Justin Bieber passed out?  "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

 

 

“Excuse me, Miss Ex-Fox-News.  Did you know Bieber passed out?”

Did you know Justin Bieber passed out?  "Beeper?  I don't know what world you are living in, honey, but I use iPod to make calls, text, and stream videos.  And it has blueteeth too."

For Those Of You That Have To Work On A Holiday Just Like Me, Let’s Weep Together

For those of you that don’t have to work tomorrow because it is the Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, damn!  You lucky b*****.  But don’t you forget!  “Smoking is not allowed on any Delta flight.”  Okay?

 

For those of you that don't have to work tomorrow because it is the Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, damn!  You lucky b*****.  But don't you forget!  "Smoking is not allowed on any Delta flight."  Okay?  For those of you that have to work tomorrow just like me, let's weep together.  Oh, wait.  Better yet.  Let's say these words together so that we poor slave labors can feel better.  (You are STRONGLY advised that you must not watch this video if you are underage, a proper & appropriate mother, a saint, or you get blushed every time when the TV bleeps out the words in the following video.)

 

For those of you that have to work tomorrow just like me, let’s weep together.  Oh, wait.  Better yet.  Let’s say these words together so that we poor slave labors can feel better.

(You are STRONGLY advised that you must not watch this video if you are underage, a proper & appropriate mother, a saint, or you get blushed every time when the TV bleeps out the words in the following video.)