If I were the mother, I would totally give the dumb ass away.  I’d call the child services as soon as I see ‘cock.’ Oh wait.  Maybe the dumb ass meant cockeyed.  The woman’s eyes do appear to be crossed.  How rude to draw a picture of me with my eyes crossed and tell the entire [...]

“Yo, did you see that cable directly above you?  If you hook it up, my washing machine will run again.  Hurry.  I haven’t had a fresh pair of underwear for 2 weeks.”  

Saw this thing on incredible things website titled, “Your Friends Won’t Be Able to Take Their Eyes off the Shiva Flower Vase.” Of course, they can’t take their eyes off the vase because it shapes like a penis with balls and everything for Mary Joe’s sake.  And they don’t ask much for it.  Just $251. [...]