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They are not really tattoos.  They are actually tights. What do you think? Sexy!!! Nope. Not my thing. I prefer real tattoos. View Results

I want to wear these earrings in Seattle and I’ll look damn cute. @ eclecticeccentricity “Honey.  It’s this napkin thing.  It’s too thin.  I am so cold.  Go get a jacket for me, sweetie.” “Why are you so damn tall?”