Mother: Your nephew said he wanted me to live until 100 years old. Me: Aaawww… How sweet. He’s a good kid. He loves you the most. Mother: Well, actually, he said that it is because I am doing the laundry for everybody and all the chores around the house. They feel so comfortable that they [...]
May
20
Make a Wish
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May
7
Mee2 | sahmrambles.blogspot.com … And I think your mom would absolutely LOVE a tattoo of you on her arm. Totally. Hi Mee2, Thank YOU!!! I really appreciate your comment. I just thought giving her a tattoo of my face on her arm was a nice touch as a Mother’s Day gift. Originally, I was thinking [...]
May
6
Here are my top 5 gift ideas for my dear mom on Mother’s Day: 5. An inexpensive vacuum cleaner. My mom doesn’t like fancy stuff. She certainly doesn’t want me to spend $500 on a Dyson. So a cheap one will do. That way she can clean to her heart’s content every day. 4. Weight [...]
Apr
30
You Can’t Smell That over the Phone
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Me: Mom, why don’t you get a cordless phone? Mom: But I like this phone. I’ve been using it for the past 15 years. It’s loud and clear. Me: If you get a cordless one, you don’t have to put me on hold when you want a cup of tea or a couple of cookies. [...]
Apr
6
Size Does Not Matter
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Mom: I am freaking out. There was this huge thing on the monitor last night. It said that my computer had virus. Me: It actually said that your computer had virus? Mom: Well, it told me that my computer had virus. Me: It told you? Your computer actually talked to you? Mom: No, not my [...]