Mother:  Your nephew said he wanted me to live until 100 years old. Me:  Aaawww… How sweet.  He’s a good kid.  He loves you the most. Mother:  Well, actually, he said that it is because I am doing the laundry for everybody and all the chores around the house.  They feel so comfortable that they [...]

Mee2 | sahmrambles.blogspot.com … And I think your mom would absolutely LOVE a tattoo of you on her arm. Totally. Hi Mee2, Thank YOU!!!  I really appreciate your comment.  I just thought giving her a tattoo of my face on her arm was a nice touch as a Mother’s Day gift.  Originally, I was thinking [...]

Here are my top 5 gift ideas for my dear mom on Mother’s Day: 5.  An inexpensive vacuum cleaner. My mom doesn’t like fancy stuff.  She certainly doesn’t want me to spend $500 on a Dyson.  So a cheap one will do.  That way she can clean to her heart’s content every day. 4.  Weight [...]

Me:  Mom, why don’t you get a cordless phone? Mom:  But I like this phone.  I’ve been using it for the past 15 years.  It’s loud and clear. Me:  If you get a cordless one, you don’t have to put me on hold when you want a cup of tea or a couple of cookies.  [...]

Mom:  I am freaking out.  There was this huge thing on the monitor last night.  It said that my computer had virus. Me:  It actually said that your computer had virus? Mom:  Well, it told me that my computer had virus. Me:  It told you?  Your computer actually talked to you? Mom:  No, not my [...]