Me:  Mom, why don’t you get a cordless phone? Mom:  But I like this phone.  I’ve been using it for the past 15 years.  It’s loud and clear. Me:  If you get a cordless one, you don’t have to put me on hold when you want a cup of tea or a couple of cookies.  [...]

Mom:  I am freaking out.  There was this huge thing on the monitor last night.  It said that my computer had virus. Me:  It actually said that your computer had virus? Mom:  Well, it told me that my computer had virus. Me:  It told you?  Your computer actually talked to you? Mom:  No, not my [...]

My mom told me to study hard and learn to spell 30 some years ago.  First, I was like WTH, and then I was like WHF.  Then it dawned on me that she was just telling me a joke after all, so I LOL, LMAO, and LAH (laughed at her.) Get the Flash Player to [...]

Thanks to my mother.  Because of her stunning discovery, the top 0.5% of the men no longer have to practice unsafe sex. 

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