Me:  I always have this kind of dream when I am somewhere and I am half naked; especially, the bottom.
Tasmita:  Hahahaha…  What happened?
Me:  I would be wearing a sweater and a jacket, but no pants, nada, and I was directing traffic right in the middle of the road.  WHY?????
Tasmita:  Hahahaha…
Me:  I felt so embarrassed but […]

A woman was interviewed by a reporter on Black Friday and she said, “I am so worried about the economy right now and how to put food on the table for my two kids.  I know many people won’t get Christmas presents from me this year.”
“What kind of deals did you get today?”
“Oh, I bought […]

Matt was brushing his teeth…
Matt:  Can you look up @#$#$%$# on Google for driving directions?  We are meeting Karin for breakfast.
Me:  What?  Patty’s Anus?  That is the name of the restaurant???
Matt:  PATTY’S EGGNEST.  YOU TWIT.
Me:  Hahahahaha…  OMG!!!  Hahahahaha…  I began to wonder what they serve for breakfast.

One night, when Matt and I visited Bangkok last year, the taxi driver we hired insisted on taking us to see a ping pong show.
Cab Driver:  Have you guys seen the ping pong cho?
Matt & I:  Ping pong what?
Cab Driver:  Ping pong cho, you know.  Ladies shoot the ping pong balls from (you know where).
Matt:  Oh, ping pong show.  […]

Tasmita:  I saw the election night dress on a model without a cardigan.  It looked much better.

Me:  Oh ya… Lord!  THAT DRESS!!!!!  What was Michelle thinking?
Tasmita:  I know!  She had to have a fitting before that night, right?
Me:  I am sure they gave her several choices, and she picked that bloody murder dress.
Tasmita:  Hahahaha…  Maybe […]