The communists are smart.  They watch how we fight over brownies and make up their policies accordingly.  Mind you.  This is not an ordinary fight over Grand-mama’s handmade brownies.  This is an extraordinary fight over McDonald’s.   Gene Cain said he and his brother were arguing over a McDonald’s brownie when Erik punched him. Erik then ran [...]

“I never woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.  I sleep like a log.  Every morning like clockwork, 7 AM, I pee.  Unfortunately, I don’t wake up till 8.”  —  Sophia

Q:  Snow in Seattle? Me:  Buried. Q:  Snow my god? Me:  Indeed. Q:  Any plan to go skiing? Me:  Nah.  Gonna spend some time with my BFF. Q:  Charles? Me:  Hahahaha…  No.  I have a new BFF.  Absolute Vodka Citron. Q:  Hahahaha… Me:  I love my BFF.  He truly understands me.

“Thank you for flying British Airways.  Oh, by the way, we are going to crash soon.  You are the weakest link.  Good bye.” Passengers woke up from their nightmares to embrace the biggest nightmare of their lives.  They had minutes left to live according to the British Airways in flight announcement. So the crew on [...]

“Take your hands off me!  Do you know who I am?  I AM AP PO.  Did you hear me?  MY NAME IS AP PO.  How dare you arrest me?  I want iPhone from Apple!!!  I AM AP PO!!!  Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!”     Via Entertainment Photos | Entertainment Pictures – Yahoo! News.