Lady Gaga: No. I am not a hermaphrodite.
Ping: What? But I am a drapery leader. Let me drape things on you.
Lady Gaga: No, thank you. I like to wear tight stuff.
Ping: But I can drape. I am the best. Let me drape. I can make you pretty.
Lady Gaga: What are you saying? I am ugly?
Ping: No, no, no… I just want to drape.
Lady Gaga: Go drape it on my assistant, Bill.
Ping: But he is a man.
Lady Gaga: So am I.

Last night, Matt asked what my new year resolutions were. I didn’t have any.
Well, that’s all changed now. After watching the video, my new year’s resolutions are:
- Become a Blond.
- Learn a southern accent.
- Only listen to myself and the voices
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Well, my GIRLS will teach you how to pay for expensive stuff with a rotten credit score.
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Who cares about a $@$@$#@ map!!!
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Won’t the keys break really fast after endless rolling and twisting? Or am I just being too suspicious and not trusting the modern technology enough? I wonder how long the warranty is.
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