Doocci http://doocci.com Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:34:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.3 en Too Much Ritalin? http://doocci.com/2009/01/05/too-much-ritalin/ http://doocci.com/2009/01/05/too-much-ritalin/#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:32:47 +0000 Carl http://doocci.com/2009/01/05/too-much-ritalin/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Too Much Ritalin?", url: "http://doocci.com/2009/01/05/too-much-ritalin/" });]]> Yup.  Even Yo-Yo Ma can’t play the tune right.

This is so wrong. You took too much Ritalin or something?

Dali Lama with all his power, he cannot overcome the power of Ritalin.

This is so wrong, Dali Lama.

Originally on lazybuddhist

And if Ritalin is not enough, we can always get the kids to drink this and get wasted.

Never give it to Grandma, PLEASE!!!  See what happened to her after she overdosed Ritalin!!!

This is so wrong. See what happened to Grandma after she took too much Ritalin!!!

Originally on hahakiri

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Corporate Org Chart. Sitting at the bottom of the corporate ladder certainly enjoys more crap than anyone else.

Originally appeared on shof.msrcsites.co.uk

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Aw, poor Callie!

I don’t think Callie likes the Progressive hat very much.

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]]> http://doocci.com/2009/01/02/quality-time/feed/ Our New Year’s Resolutions http://doocci.com/2009/01/01/our-new-years-resolutions/ http://doocci.com/2009/01/01/our-new-years-resolutions/#comments Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:02:21 +0000 Carl http://doocci.com/2009/01/01/our-new-years-resolutions/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Our New Year's Resolutions", url: "http://doocci.com/2009/01/01/our-new-years-resolutions/" });]]> Matt and I have been working out at the gym for some time.  These two fellows are our workout role models.  We have their pictures in our gym bags.  Hey!  Isn’t the short guy in the picture Jack Nicholson?

They are our workout role models. We have their pictures in our gym bags.

Originally on mybitstemp

Matt just got his first tattoo done a few weeks ago.  Here’s the second one he is getting next week:

Does your girlfriend look like this on a tattoo?

Originally on woosk

I have been discussing with my plastic surgeon about how to make me look more American.  Well, I finally decided what I want… Masculine, of course.  So, I am bringing this picture with me next week when I see him.

This is the American look I am going for. I will bring this photo with me when I see my plastic surgeon

Originally on gather

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Photo originally from photobucket.com

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]]> http://doocci.com/2008/12/28/elmo/feed/ Bad Hello Kitty! Bad, Bad, Bad! http://doocci.com/2008/12/26/bad-hello-kitty-bad-bad-bad/ http://doocci.com/2008/12/26/bad-hello-kitty-bad-bad-bad/#comments Sat, 27 Dec 2008 05:58:47 +0000 Carl http://doocci.com/2008/12/26/bad-hello-kitty-bad-bad-bad/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Bad Hello Kitty! Bad, Bad, Bad!", url: "http://doocci.com/2008/12/26/bad-hello-kitty-bad-bad-bad/" });]]> The only thing left for this transformation is to get rid of the damn mouth.

Finally, you can make your cat look like Hello Kitty. But first, you need to get rid of that damn mouth.

Originally appeared on gizmodo.com

Great!  He finally looks like that damn cat.  Hello Kitty HAS NO MOUTH, nor does he.

Dude! You finally look like that damn cat. You have no mouth.

Originally appeared on http://shinyshiny.tv

She needs a psychiatrist!!!  NOW!

Poor Hello Kitty! That woman needs to be institutionalized.

Originally appeared on kittyhell.com

Bad ass Hello Kitty!!!  This is what I am talking about.

Bad ass Hello Kitty? This is what I am talking about. Kick some ass, kitty.

Originally appeared on k-y-r-i-e.deviantart.com

Darth Vader is Hello Kitty?  Praise the dark lord!!!

Hello Kitty is Darth Vader? Yes!!! There is a god!!!

Originally appeared on benzilla.com

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]]> http://doocci.com/2008/12/26/bad-hello-kitty-bad-bad-bad/feed/ Clothing Optional http://doocci.com/2008/12/24/clothing-optional/ http://doocci.com/2008/12/24/clothing-optional/#comments Thu, 25 Dec 2008 07:18:21 +0000 Carl http://doocci.com/2008/12/24/clothing-optional/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Clothing Optional", url: "http://doocci.com/2008/12/24/clothing-optional/" });]]> Me:  I always have this kind of dream when I am somewhere and I am half naked; especially, the bottom.

Tasmita:  Hahahaha…  What happened?

Me:  I would be wearing a sweater and a jacket, but no pants, nada, and I was directing traffic right in the middle of the road.  WHY?????

Tasmita:  Hahahaha…

Me:  I felt so embarrassed but no one seemed to notice or care in the dream.   I should look this up in a dream interpretation book or something.

Tasmita:  You should!  And you are embarrassed in the dream!  I have had naked dreams but usually i’m not that upset about it.

Me:  Neither is Matt.  In fact, he is always damn HAPPY and EXCITED.

Tasmita:  Hahahaha…  What an exhibitionist he is!

Me:  DING!  DING!  DING!  DING!  DING!  YOU JUST WON A LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF SOUP OF SODIUM.

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]]> http://doocci.com/2008/12/24/clothing-optional/feed/ When the World Ends, I Will Have My HDTV, iPod, and Cher. http://doocci.com/2008/12/22/when-the-world-ends-i-will-have-my-hdtv-ipod-and-cher/ http://doocci.com/2008/12/22/when-the-world-ends-i-will-have-my-hdtv-ipod-and-cher/#comments Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:56:02 +0000 Carl http://doocci.com/2008/12/22/when-the-world-ends-i-will-have-my-hdtv-ipod-and-cher/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "When the World Ends, I Will Have My HDTV, iPod, and Cher.", url: "http://doocci.com/2008/12/22/when-the-world-ends-i-will-have-my-hdtv-ipod-and-cher/" });]]> A woman was interviewed by a reporter on Black Friday and she said, “I am so worried about the economy right now and how to put food on the table for my two kids.  I know many people won’t get Christmas presents from me this year.”

“What kind of deals did you get today?”

“Oh, I bought a HDTV on sale for $400.  It was marked down from $599, and an iPod, and some DVDs.”

Yipeeeee!!!  Now we know where her POOR LITTLE TWO CHILDREN’s food goes.  “HELLO, HDTV.  COME TO MAMA.  Kids?  What kids?”

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]]> http://doocci.com/2008/12/22/when-the-world-ends-i-will-have-my-hdtv-ipod-and-cher/feed/ Dear Patty http://doocci.com/2008/12/21/dear-patty/ http://doocci.com/2008/12/21/dear-patty/#comments Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:39:59 +0000 Carl http://doocci.com/2008/12/21/dear-patty/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Dear Patty", url: "http://doocci.com/2008/12/21/dear-patty/" });]]> Matt was brushing his teeth…

Matt:  Can you look up @#$#$%$# on Google for driving directions?  We are meeting Karin for breakfast.

Me:  What?  Patty’s Anus?  That is the name of the restaurant???

Matt:  PATTY’S EGGNEST.  YOU TWIT.

Me:  Hahahahaha…  OMG!!!  Hahahahaha…  I began to wonder what they serve for breakfast.

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