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The only thing left for this transformation is to get rid of the damn mouth.

Originally appeared on gizmodo.com

Great!  He finally looks like that damn cat.  Hello Kitty HAS NO MOUTH, nor does he.

Originally appeared on http://shinyshiny.tv

She needs a psychiatrist!!!  NOW!

Originally appeared on kittyhell.com

Bad ass Hello Kitty!!!  This is what I am talking about.

Originally appeared on k-y-r-i-e.deviantart.com

Darth Vader is Hello Kitty?  Praise the dark lord!!!

Originally appeared on benzilla.com

Me:  I always have this kind of dream when I am somewhere and I am half naked; especially, the bottom.

Tasmita:  Hahahaha…  What happened?

Me:  I would be wearing a sweater and a jacket, but no pants, nada, and I was directing traffic right in the middle of the road.  WHY?????

Tasmita:  Hahahaha…

Me:  I felt so embarrassed but no one seemed to notice or care in the dream.   I should look this up in a dream interpretation book or something.

Tasmita:  You should!  And you are embarrassed in the dream!  I have had naked dreams but usually i’m not that upset about it.

Me:  Neither is Matt.  In fact, he is always damn HAPPY and EXCITED.

Tasmita:  Hahahaha…  What an exhibitionist he is!

Me:  DING!  DING!  DING!  DING!  DING!  YOU JUST WON A LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF SOUP OF SODIUM.

A woman was interviewed by a reporter on Black Friday and she said, “I am so worried about the economy right now and how to put food on the table for my two kids.  I know many people won’t get Christmas presents from me this year.”

“What kind of deals did you get today?”

“Oh, I bought a HDTV on sale for $400.  It was marked down from $599, and an iPod, and some DVDs.”

Yipeeeee!!!  Now we know where her POOR LITTLE TWO CHILDREN’s food goes.  “HELLO, HDTV.  COME TO MAMA.  Kids?  What kids?”

Matt was brushing his teeth…

Matt:  Can you look up @#$#$%$# on Google for driving directions?  We are meeting Karin for breakfast.

Me:  What?  Patty’s Anus?  That is the name of the restaurant???

Matt:  PATTY’S EGGNEST.  YOU TWIT.

Me:  Hahahahaha…  OMG!!!  Hahahahaha…  I began to wonder what they serve for breakfast.