and her friends, too, of course.

Worse than just gaining weight…

Why is it called peanut butter?  On a gray rainy day, I was extremely bored so I began to ponder this complicated question.  Why not peanuts butter?  Just as I was so close to give it all up, the answer came to me.  I remembered how a couple of friends of mine pronounced FACTS.  They pronounced it as FAX.  So they would pronounce PEANUTS as PENIS.  I think that’s the reason why it’s not called peanuts butter.  Who would want to ask a store clerk, “Excuse me.  Could you tell me which aisle your penis butter is in?”  Or even worse, “What would you like for lunch today? Honey.”  “Penis butter sandwiches!”

Did I say I was bored?

As it turns out, I am not the first bored person trying to resolve this fatal question.  Penis butter has been clearly defined on Urban Dictionary.  The French came up with it.

Up until 4th of July, our summer here in Seattle have been so enjoyable.  The highs were never above 65 and the evenings were in the perfect low 50s or even 40s.  I was totally shocked when I saw the weather forecast for the next few days.  Sunshine & 80s???  This is totally unacceptable.  People will die for heaven’s sake.  Don’t they know we are very sensitive to sunlight here in Seattle?  Besides, tourists come to Seattle to enjoy the rain and the dark clouds.  How are we going to sell them umbrellas?  This is going to destroy the Seattle tourism totally.  Now I am really depressed.

For all you visitors, I apologize for the weather being so not Seattle like.  I’ll try my best to suggest a few things to do in such horrible weather.

What the hell is going on? Rain! Come back!!!

Nice & cool inside. You don't need the nasty lotion with SPF 50.

We have Starbucks on every street corner. You can sip the double espresso all day long. Oh, by the way, this is the first Starbucks store.

I am so sorry you can't use the real Seattle umbrellas during your visit. But at least, you can get to see one being swept away by the wind.

“And of course, it was cloudy again.”

“You meant, it wasn’t raining?”

“Shocking, isn’t it?”

Look at me! I am so sexy on the toilet!!!

What an adorable Corgi!