Here it is!!! 2010 brand new naked firemen calendar. Available only on doocci.
Feb
4
Naked Firemen Calendar
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Feb
2
What to Expect When You Are Expecting
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Feb
1
Me: As a designer, I really like to play with animal furs. I want something stunning for my cat and it truly represents who I am as a designer.
Heidi: Where are her boobs? She looks like my 89-year-old grandma from Berlin. Try my newest Victoria’s Secret push-up bra and instantly adds two-cup sizes on her. Goodbye, flat beaches! Hello, Bombshell!!!
Michael Kors: WTF is this? Did you just put a wig on a rat?
Nina Garcia: Can you turn her around so I can see what she looks like from behind? Oh, Buddha & Jesus’ mother. That ass is just hideous. I have never seen any ass uglier than this.
Heidi: Carl! We really wondered about your taste level. In fact, we don’t think you have any taste. You are OUT! Auf wiedersehen!
Jan
29
Is Lady Gaga a Hermaphrodite?
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Lady Gaga: No. I am not a hermaphrodite.
Ping: What? But I am a drapery leader. Let me drape things on you.
Lady Gaga: No, thank you. I like to wear tight stuff.
Ping: But I can drape. I am the best. Let me drape. I can make you pretty.
Lady Gaga: What are you saying? I am ugly?
Ping: No, no, no… I just want to drape.
Lady Gaga: Go drape it on my assistant, Bill.
Ping: But he is a man.
Lady Gaga: So am I.

Jan
28
Why Is Hot Tea Good for You?
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The Naked Man Tea Bag: “Ahhhhh… Mmm… My feet feel so good in this. What is this again?”
Tea Drinker: “Raspberry, peppermint and a hint of ginseng concussion.”
The Naked Man Tea Bag: “You can put me in this any time. It does wonders to my toes. They are all tingling.”
Tea Drinker: “Certainly. I was told it was good for my health and whitened my teeth. The hotter, the better.”
The Naked Man Tea Bag: “I can’t agree with you more. But can you help me get out of this? I don’t want to get my toes all pruney.”


