The world is going to end in 2012. We probably should stock up on milk before it runs out.
An 18-year-old Virginia man was arrested earlier this week after somehow managing to slip past the Walmart greeters and loss-prevention staff with 26 gallons of milk… all while crawling around in a cow suit.
While no one in the store did anything to stop the cow-suited culprit when he was strolling around the Walmart on all fours, he was spotted near the store handing out the stolen moo juice to passersby.
Which woman doesn’t want to look bigger than she is right now? Bigger chest, bigger thighs, bigger calves… Dadzee Mall can do all that. Real proof is right on their website. Just see the picture. Hurry! The “make-me-look-bigger” deals will end soon!
Alec Baldwin’s 28-year-old fiancee should totally get this. He is 54 and rich. A few shock treatments like this will put him in the ground and get her all the money she ever wants in no time. Who wouldn’t get a heartache waking up to this thing in the middle of the night? Watch out, Alec.
Allegedly, this thing is a baby head planter. She must be Medusa when she was a baby.
If I were the mother, I would totally give the dumb ass away. I’d call the child services as soon as I see ‘cock.’
Oh wait. Maybe the dumb ass meant cockeyed. The woman’s eyes do appear to be crossed. How rude to draw a picture of me with my eyes crossed and tell the entire world about it? Besides, is it that difficult to spell ‘eye’ so it doesn’t just say ‘cock?’
“Yo, did you see that cable directly above you? If you hook it up, my washing machine will run again. Hurry. I haven’t had a fresh pair of underwear for 2 weeks.”
